Facebook Account Ban Whiskey Barrel Aged Coffee

Introducing “The Arbitrary Ban.”  Whiskey barrel aged because you need all the help you can get to forget about Facebook’s nonsense.

Coffee brewed with a bold, robust flavor, just like the ads you were running before they got taken down. It won't bring your account back to life, but every sip will help you forget the frustration at submitting pointless appeals while hunting for the elusive chat support button.